Lauren Krueger
1 min readJan 19, 2021

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It’s Fun to Count with Donald Trump!

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Donald Trump was president of the United States of America for one term.

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Donald Trump has been impeached two times.

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Donald Trump has had three wives. So far.

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Donal Trump has four children: Ivanka; Don, Jr.; Eric; and Barron.

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No, wait. Donald Trump has five children! (Sorry, Tiffany)

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Donald Trump has declared bankruptcy six times.

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Donald Trump was suspended from YouTube for seven days.

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Amy Dorris, who has accused Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her, in 1997 said, “It’s like his arms were moving so fast, it was like he had eight.”

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Donald Trump hosted a political rally at the White House, inviting hundreds of supporters to gather with him, nine days after he (and his wife, Stephen Miller, Hope Hicks, Kayleigh McEnany, and Chris Christie) had tested positive for the coronavirus and was still exhibiting lingering symptoms.

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“It felt like there were tentacles on me that I couldn’t rip off,” Dorris added.

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